The Baker’s Dozen

08:06 am  Remembrance Sunday

Nigel and Boris want us to move on, quit whining and make up with the Pussy Grabber.

The irony on Remembrance Sunday is too much.

 

In medieval times the baker, mindful that he’d be jailed if he sold the customer short, used to chuck in an extra loaf just to be on the safe side. So a Baker’s Dozen is thirteen.

I was reminded of the medieval baker  when I saw Nigel Farage’s grinning doughnut face on the front page of the newspapers this morning. The first British Politician to meet the  Pussy Grabber post election.

Nigel tells us we’ve been terribly rude about the PG and should now make amends and stop being so silly. Like Boris,  who a few days ago told everyone to stop their whinging and focus on business opportunities, he cannot understand what is wrong with us.

These are the men who drove up and down the country in a battle bus during the referendum promising large sums of money would be redirected to the NHS if we voted Leave. They soon made it clear post-victory that it was just something they made up and never intended to do. And far from being punished and shamed like a medieval baker if he had cheated is customers, they both represent us abroad.

 

Here is my message to them both on Remembrance Sunday:

To Nigel  and Boris

 

I understand

that for people like you

it is ridiculous

that people like me

should be outraged

for longer than a day.

You think us foolish

to keep in mind

the lies,

the prejudice,

the hateful pronouncements,

that have spewed out

month after month,

day after day.

 

 

But you must understand

that people like us

cannot forget the words of

people like you

who say whatever it takes

to get their way

And just as we despise

the Pussy Grabber

and what he has done

We despise you too.

 

We will not forget.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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